![]() 04/04/2018 at 20:08 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Will be abandoning broken Vespa to walk home. If you want to know why I rode my borked Vespa. AMA
Am punchy.
![]() 04/04/2018 at 20:19 |
|
So... Why is the Vespa boRked?
![]() 04/04/2018 at 20:19 |
|
Did you drive any great roads in Italy?
![]() 04/04/2018 at 20:21 |
|
Is the bike in a safe place?
Why did you ride your borked Vespa?
Why did you drink so much (knowing you came by bike)?
![]() 04/04/2018 at 20:24 |
|
Any nasty hills between you and home? Walking the Vespa home might not be a bad option.
![]() 04/04/2018 at 20:37 |
|
Is Bakersfield the shit hole everybody makes it out to be?
![]() 04/04/2018 at 20:40 |
|
How much and what you you drink?
![]() 04/04/2018 at 20:41 |
|
I’m signing a year off my life to make sure your Vespa doesn’t get stolen. 2018 hasn’t been good to you so far and every time I read a story about how things are going bad for you, my stomach drops.
![]() 04/04/2018 at 20:48 |
|
You made the right choice. You and the Vespa could’ve been much more borked otherwise.
I’m currently waiting for round 4 of bar trivia, and if the DJ slows down any more my truck will stay here.
![]() 04/04/2018 at 21:12 |
|
If you could remove one law from the books what would it be?