I have had too much to drink to ride home, AMA

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04/04/2018 at 20:08 • Filed to: None

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Will be abandoning broken Vespa to walk home. If you want to know why I rode my borked Vespa. AMA

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Am punchy.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ImmoralMinority
04/04/2018 at 20:19

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So... Why is the Vespa boRked?


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > ImmoralMinority
04/04/2018 at 20:19

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Did you drive any great roads in Italy?


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ImmoralMinority
04/04/2018 at 20:21

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Is the bike in a safe place?

Why did you ride your borked Vespa?

Why did you drink so much (knowing you came by bike)?


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > ImmoralMinority
04/04/2018 at 20:24

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Any nasty hills between you and home? Walking the Vespa home might not be a bad option.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ImmoralMinority
04/04/2018 at 20:37

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Is Bakersfield the shit hole everybody makes it out to be?


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > ImmoralMinority
04/04/2018 at 20:40

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How much and what you you drink?


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > ImmoralMinority
04/04/2018 at 20:41

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I’m signing a year off my life to make sure your Vespa doesn’t get stolen. 2018 hasn’t been good to you so far and every time I read a story about how things are going bad for you, my stomach drops.


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > ImmoralMinority
04/04/2018 at 20:48

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You made the right choice. You and the Vespa could’ve been much more borked otherwise.

I’m currently waiting for round 4 of bar trivia, and if the DJ slows down any more my truck will stay here.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > ImmoralMinority
04/04/2018 at 21:12

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If you could remove one law from the books what would it be?